Audrian Patridge in a Bikini is Still Really, Really Hot

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July 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

These pictures are from yesterday, but in my eternal quest to post every nearly-naked picture of Audrina Patridge that barnstorms its way onto the interweb, here’s some pictures of Audrina Patridge rocking the absolute hell out of a bikini. Say what you will about her being on one of the worst shows ever created, but so is Heidi Montag and she still gets treated like she’s more important than a dried-up slug. Plus, Audrina is about 4,000 times hotter than Heidi Montag, and she’s not dating the world’s biggest douchebag. So if being absolutely gorgeous and having really large, fake boobs accounts for anything because boobs are awesome even if they are the work of the hands of a delicate genius because dammit that son of a bitch spent many years in school so he could legitimately ogle funbags while doing a make believe Holy Man’s work…. ummmm…… what was I talking about again? Oh yea, Audrina + my bedroom + camera operated by my Ninja Turles action figures = Academy Awards.