Brooke Hogan Confuses My Penis
July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad, The Good
So I got a memo from my penis earlier asking me to investigate these Brooke Hogan bikini pictures as they were bending his little mind into a pretzel. After studying them for some time it appears as though his confusion is well-founded. From the front Queen Kong looks pretty doable, especially when she incorporates water with her chest region. But when we get a view from the backside I can’t help but think that I’m about to get speared into 2010 for advancing past the 20 yard line.
Photo: The Superficial
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Tags: Bikini, Brooke Hogan