Brooke Hogan Impersonates a Gorilla
July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, The Bad
Remember these pictures of Brooke Hogan, when she was able to remove my fear of her bodyslamming me into the Earth’s core, and replace it with a drive to dropkick all of the world’s music critics into the sun in the hopes that, that bikini would be piled up on my bedroom floor? Well, those hopes are gone and have been replaced with my fear of the Jolly Green Giant scraping me off his shoe should I dive headlong into second base with his daughter. Someone needs to let Brooke know that dressing up like a tranny does nothing but aid in the belief that she can bench-press all of China. So to recap, withering around in the ocean wearing a tiny black bikini with an airbrush artist only a golf cart ride away? Check. Causing Russia to lineup all of its tanks on the border because they fear an invasion from the Abominable Snowman’s offspring? Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Photo: IdontLikeYouInThatWay
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Tags: Brooke Hogan, Lingerie, Tranny