Claire Danes Reads Spread-Eagle
July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities
If you’re like me, long have you been searching for a girl who is the personification of class and sophistication. Someone who you could twirl into one of the fancy schmancy balls those “quality people” assholes hold ala George and Kramer. Well hookers and Johns, our search is over. Claire Danes is often said to be so classy that a solid diamond monocle will disintegrate in her presence. And Ms. Danes knows she is Mr. Monopoly in human female form too, look at her up there, with her legs all daring me to stick it in her. Classy. Sophisticated. Timeless.
Question: Who forgot to tell Claire’s boobs to show up for fucking work? Huh? They were rejected from the get-go you say? Well then. Ashley Dupre still around?
Photo: The Superficial
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Tags: Bikini, Claire Danes