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Hot Chick of the Day - The Girls Next Door

May 14th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD

Once again we come back to the genius that is Hugh Hefner. There are few men on this Earth who can claim that they retain the jealousy of every guy ever born, and I mean every guy ever born. You and I both know that Plato and Socrates were sitting around back in the day going on about how one day man will figure out how to place nude pictures of hot chicks on parchment. The true story behind Nostradamus’ death actually says that after prophesizing the coming of Hugh Hefner the alleged seer was so overcome by the genius of Mr. Hefner that he shot himself out of a cannon aimed at the Sun, true story.

But back to the three hot blondes that Mr. Hefner gets to bang whenever he damn well pleases. Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson, and Bridget Marquardt have somehow managed to get me to watch a reality show. I think that pretty much every single reality show is dumber than hell and have a personal hope that the “stars” of reality shows will all be eaten by an Anaconda, but The Girls Next Door has somehow managed to make me not change the channel for 30 minutes. I have absolutely no idea - ( . ) ( . ) - what the reason could be. But here’s to those three lovely ladies and my fantasy that I will come home one day to find the three of them lying naked on my bed.

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