Jennifer Aniston + Bikini = Sexy Time
May 5th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
John Mayer’s current penis garage is in Miami filming Marley & Me, a movie that apparently requires Jennifer Aniston to be in a bikini 93% of the time. My penis and I agree that this is one of the wisest film decisions ever made and will surely be held as a benchmark for today’s up and coming filmmakers to measure themselves against. Sure, you have two lesbians who are childless and won’t be accepted by the the small-minded community of their Montana farm town, and sure, this film teaches you important life lessons on dealing with adversity, and acceptance, and all that stupid shit. But let me ask you this, does it have Jennifer Aniston in a bikini, which is possibly lost in the surf while swimming with her beloved Yellow Labrador? No? Well, looks like someone is going to get seated next to Rob Schneider at this year’s Golden Raspberry Awards.
But back to Aniston’s rockin’ body, did anyone else notice that when in normal attire she is either perpetually cold and/or horny, hopefully the latter? I swear, her nipples could cut diamonds…… hmmmm…… get me the phone number to De Beers, quick!
Photo: The Superficial
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Tags: Bikini, Jennifer Aniston, Rob Schneider, Sexy Time
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