Jessica Alba See-through Pregnant Boobs - Hooray!
May 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
Jessica Alba went out to eat at some restaurant in some city on what I assume is planet Earth; I don’t know, that’s not important. What is important is that Jessica Alba is pregnant and that of course means she has one of the greatest cases of “Pregnant Boobs Syndrome” ever, and as you may or may not already know “Pregnant Boobs Syndrome” is the single greatest syndrome to ever evolve. What makes this even more masturbation-worthy exciting is that Alba decided to restrain the twins behind only a thin layer of cloth, sans bra. That is pretty much the greatest idea she’s ever had. Her massive sentries of Mammary Mountain are exceptional. Early summer may mark the first time that I’ve ever been jealous of a baby.
Photo: Splash News
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Tags: Boobs, Breasts, Jessica Alba, Nipples, Pregnancy, Pregnant, See-through