Nick Bollea Getting Early Release from Jail
September 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad
Since this little bastard was not the cocky asshat he is on the outside, the Pinellas County Jail is releasing Nick Bollea three months early because of good behavior. Douchebags. People reports:
Bollea, who has been serving an eight-month sentence at Pinellas County Jail in Clearwater, Fla., for reckless driving that led to an accident with injuries, is due to be released Oct. 21.
“They automatically get credits towards early release, and if they don’t do anything bad while they’re here, they get to use the credits,” says a jail official who did not want to be identified.
In related news, John Graziano is being released from his coma in about never, but rest assured, Nick has suffered at the harsh hands of the justice system for ~5 months and will now have to look himself in the face in his father’s gold-plated mirror every morning. Does anybody know if there are any asteroids coming our way soon? I have a wish that needs to be fulfilled.
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