Nick Hogan is about to get Sexed in the Butt

Bananaphone Express was in Duress.

July 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

Nick Hogan turns 18 on Sunday, and he’s getting the most deserving birthday present ever. Namely, the chance for him to become someone’s bitch. TMZ reports:

Bollea, who has been housed with other juveniles at Pinellas County Jail, will be moved to an adult facility on Sunday, aka his 18th birthday. It’s an open dormitory type of setting where he’ll be in close contact with other adult inmates. The inmates are either awaiting sentencing or have already been sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.

The only way this won’t go down is if a judge orders otherwise. He’ll be released sometime in October.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha……….. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……………… ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. This is great. This spoiled little assclown (ha) is finally getting his first taste (ha) of big people world. And by big people world I mean big people world when you drive like a fucking retard and put your friend in a coma for the rest of his life and then proceed to whine and bitch like a 12-year-old girl when the judge slaps you with his gavel. You just know there’s a 7 foot Andre the Giant fan in that prison too. I expect by this time next Monday Nick will have gotten leg-dropped right in the anus. Too bad John Graziano can’t be around to kick dirt in his face when Nick fall’s down.

- Bluto -