Noel Gallagher Assaulted at Oasis Canadian Concert
September 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Music, Scandal
You’d think that if one of the biggest bands in the world decided to stop by your town you’d show a little graditude, which is what this Canadian fan did. Except replace graditude with shoved Noel Gallagher to the ground. Classy. In the video, one of the band’s roadies comes out and says the show will continue in five minutes, but based on the make-believe rock festivals that take place in my neighbor’s living room (hi Jeff!), Oasis went back stage and snorted powdered sugar cocaine off of some hooker’s tits. This of course left the Canadian audience to find their way home via their horse and buggy. What? Canada has machines with internal-combustion engines? Since when? Alright then, Mr. Fact Checker, how the hell do the police keep the Canadian roads in order when trying to chase down cars on their horses, which have been painted black and white and afixed with flash lights? Huh? They have cars too?! Now you’re just being silly.
Tags: Assault, Canada, Concert, Noel Gallagher, Oasis