Owen Wilson on Suicide Watch….

Bananaphone Express was in Duress.

May 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal

,,,,,, well probably. People:

Despite a flurry of engagement rumors, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson – Hollywood’s most notorious on-again, off-again couple – have called it quits, less than two months after rekindling their romance in Miami.

The end of their erratic courtship (they began dating in September ‘06) comes amid erroneous reports that the pair were engaged, fueled by photos of Hudson wearing a Tiffany & Co. ring (it was a prop!) both on-and-off set of her film Bride Wars, which she’s filming in Boston.

“It was a pretty bad breakup,” says a Wilson pal. “Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn’t want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him.”

Where do I come off posting a title like that you ask? Well, from what I remember, the last time these two rochamboed each other Owen Wilson wanted attention couldn’t handle and tried to off himself. So it stands to reason that the family of this fragile little ninny has locked away all of the knives and pills in Mr. Wilson’s domicile. But let’s go back to Wilson’s “suicide attempt” for a second. How in the hell do you fail at killing yourself? Especially when you have the monetary means to buy any number of firearms, and/or live in LA where there are numerous tall buildings. I know the professional people say that a failed suicide attempt is just a cry for attention/help, but I think that Owen Wilson’s failed suicide attempt was life’s way of saying, “You make funny movies, and occasionally a good drama, not it the fuck off. Besides, you’re rich, famous, and can nail almost any chick you want, stop being a whiny little bitch.” I should be a psychologist.

- Bluto -