Pam Anderson Sells Her Lingerie - Stalkers Unite!
May 5th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad
Pamela Anderson is selling everything from one of her two L.A. homes, and this of course includes the material that fought tooth and nail to keep her naughty bits restrained, despite Pam’s tendency to sashay around in her birthday suit. Unconfirmed reports state that the government’s sex offender servers exploded. Star says:
Pamela Anderson has been selling off just about everything from one of her two homes in Los Angeles. We’re talking light bulbs, a hot pink butt blaster exercise machine, bedroom furniture, children’s toys — even used lingerie!
The garage sale took place over the weekend at Pam’s rented Malibu home with all proceeds going to the animal charity PETA.
Eager fans wanting to grab a piece of Pam’s past waited hours in line for the sale to begin and were shuttled in vans to her house after meeting in a public parking lot deep in Malibu. Most buyers were avid estate shoppers or fans of the former Baywatch babe who just wanted a glimpse of her house. One buyer said, “I just want to see how rich people live.”
I realize Pam has been the hottest, most desired woman in the world of this year of 1995, but don’t these people have anything better to do? Are Pam’s stretched-out bras that desirable in 2008? Now, I would still take my pants off faster than Michael Jackson gets arrested at Chuckie Cheese’s if Pam wanted to perpetuate the species, but I can’t make a case for waiting in a hot parking lot with a bunch of mobile home dwellers who probably smell like David Wells’ nutsack after 17 innings just to get some junk Pam no longer straddles cares about.
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Tags: Lingerie, Lingerie Sale, Pamela Anderson