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Pamela Anderson’s Nipples Invade Canada

June 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

Pamela Anderson’s nipple squad launched a devastating invasion of our northern neighbors the other day.  Unconfirmed reports that were absolutely not made up by me state that the Canadian government collapsed in about 3 minutes, and the citizens were lining up for a mass suicide before being brought back from the edge by Wayne Gretzky dribbling a hockey puck.

Photo: The Superficial

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