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Paris Hilton Kinda, Sorta Slams John McCain

August 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities

Paris Hilton, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, did something that I actually admire.  Even though offshore drilling wouldn’t do a goddamn thing for 15 years and would just enter the international oil market anyhow, I still admire her for responding to McCain’s stupid fucking ad.  I read a quote once (like 3 minutes ago) about McCain’s current campaign strategy, and it goes as follows: “This isn’t a contest anymore. It’s an angry old man yelling at Obama because he is winning.”

I really, really hope our country isn’t dumb enough to elect McCain.  But then again, after McCain’s recent ads Obama lost poll points, so…. goddammit.

- Bluto -

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