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Ryan O’Neal & Son Are Criminal Masterminds

September 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal

And by criminal masterminds, I mean they are the exact opposite of Carlo Gambino.  People reports:

Actor Ryan O’Neal and his son, Redmond, were arrested Wednesday at the actor’s Malibu, Calif., home for alleged drug possession, a sheriff’s spokesman confirms.

“This morning, deputies were doing a routine sweep to make sure Redmond was adhering to his probation,” sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said. “Upon searching the premises, the younger O’Neal was found in possession of narcotics. Later, a vial of drugs were found in the elder O’Neal’s bedroom. We believe the drugs found were methamphetamines.”

Both Ryan, 67, and Redmond, 23, were held at a local sheriff’s station before both posted $10,000 bail each and were released from custody around noon.

Eh, whatever, they were arrested in California.  By the end of this thing there should be golden statues installed in front of California’s Supreme Court honoring the brave sacrifices the O’Neals made in their ordeal with “law enforcement.”

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