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Shania Twain Splits from Husband - Oh Thank You God!!

In what appears to be my dreams played out in real life, People reports that the sexy as all hell, country superstar Shania Twain has split from Mutt Lange:

Shania Twain and her husband, producer Robert “Mutt” Lange, have split, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.

“Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage,” spokesman Jason Owen says in a statement. “This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time.”

Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, married in 1993, just six months after meeting. They are parents to a 6-year-old son, Eja D’Angelo.

Now, normally I would go on about how the husband is an asshole for keeping such a hot female all to himself for so many years, and deserves every natural disaster known to man, but Mutt Lange produced AC?DC so he deserves a little sympathy.  I’m not saying that he deserves to have Shania Twain come running back to him through a field of daisies, naked, because she is incredibly attractive and one of the hottest MILFs out there (Faith Hill can suck it), and she should be running around on Europe’s topless/nude beaches during the day and stretching out in my bed during the night; good god would that be awesome.  Anyway, back to her unfortunate ex…… well I guess I don’t care about his misery as much as I thought I did, but here’s to hoping that Shania follows the many other women who get divorced after being married for many years and goes hog wild.  By this time tomorrow I hope to see pictures of Shania frolicking on a sun splashed, Italian beach with nothing but sand stuck to her.

Her boobs = enchanted fairy tale

- Bluto -

Tags: AC/DC, Divorce, Divorced, Mutt Lange, Seperate, Shania Twain, Split