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June 6th, 2008 Posted in Last Brain Cell News

Today’s site news is being brought to you by Abigail Clancy and her super awesome lingerie modeling. And Snacky Smores.

Some of your fellow village dwellers have been emailing me asking, “Lord Bluto, why for is there no search box so as I may search thyne site for specific boobs and other assorted goodness? And why for did you impale everyone in the southeastern section of thy town?” Well, I did add a search box today and if you were able to see it before I removed it/it blew up, you would’ve noticed that it didn’t want to be friends with the rest of the sidebar. So, it got banished to the outlying deserts and shall remain there until we yell at the screen enough times to get it to cooperate. As for the impaling and whatnot, why don’t you just get back to your goddamn fields and not worry about when and where I commit genocide? Those potatoes aren’t going to harvest themselves.

P.S.

If you most storm someone’s castle with pitchforks and torches over this, blame Jackuul.

- Bluto -

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