Spencer Pratt + Brody Jenner = Earth Destroyed by Douchebaggery

Protecting Lemmings since Jesus invented the Telephone.

May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail

I have no point in posting this photo or its corresponding story (which I’m not going to post because I don’t care) other than to point out the massive level of douche emanating from these two douchebag. Wow. I for one am all for cleaning up the inner-cities and giving kids there a chance that is better than getting shot at 15, but for those kids who choose to be a gang member I think they should be allowed to shoot these two imbeciles for tarnishing their gang-sign flashing heritage. Unless I wake up tomorrow to the news that the Victoria’s Secret models are coming over to my house tomorrow for a 3-year sex marathon, there is nothing that would please me more than the headline: “Crips Gangsters to Receive Congressional Medal of Honor for Eliminating Hills D-bags.” Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go prepare my rocket ship for blast off as the Earth is certain to soon implode after this onslaught of douchebagedness.

By the way, I realize the picture is blurry, and no, I do not care. Those two asshats aren’t worth the time.