Rob Schneider Pregnant.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Random Shit, Scandal | No Comments »Rob Schneider confirmed yesterday that he was indeed pregnant, and that the father was Amy Winehouse. In an interview Schneider said he was "Just thrilled that [his] baby will be a mutant" and further added "This could really be ...
Amy Winehouse is a Nipple-Baring Racist
Monday, June 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal, The Fugly | No Comments »A friend of Amy Winehouse's has apparently handed over a video that shows the talented crackhead singer in a crack den with her jailbird husband Blake something. In the video Amy sings about such cheerful things as different races and ...
Amy Winehouse Sleeps with London Police Chief
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | 1 Comment »Amy Winehouse will not faces charges stemming from a video showing the drug filtration plant allegedly smoking crack, snorting cocaine, and powdered ecstasy. Obviously, Amy Winehouse's interrogations at the Metropolitan Police HQ involve her locking her ankles behind her ears ...
Amy Winehouse’s Skanking May Cost her £3m
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »It seems as though Amy Winehouse's imprisoned hubby Blake something-something is none too happy about his drug queen whoring it up ("Heidi Klum naked, Heidi Klum naked, Heidi Klum naked") and is demanding a £3 million divorce payout, which breaks ...
Amy Winehouse Likes the Penis *…….*
Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Fugly | No Comments »................................. "Johnson, we need the paddles now dammit! We're losing him!" *Ka-Chug* *Ka-Chug*......... "Wow, what happened Mr. Paramedic?" "You read this story on Amy Winehouse." "Oh? Let's see here - Amy Winehouse likes to be ...