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Ryan O’Neal & Son Are Criminal Masterminds

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

And by criminal masterminds, I mean they are the exact opposite of Carlo Gambino.  People reports: Actor Ryan O'Neal and his son, Redmond, were arrested Wednesday at the actor's Malibu, Calif., home for alleged drug possession, a sheriff's spokesman confirms. "This morning, ...

Ron White Gets Arrested for Pot Possession

Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Tater Salad was arrested by Vero Beach, FL authorities yesterday for possession of marijuana.  The evidence was subsequently smoked lost.  TMZ reports: Vero Beach FL cops took the funnyman into custody for possession of marijuana, under 20 grams. He was also ...

MacKenzie Phillips is a Crackwhore

Thursday, August 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Okay, important questions first.  Who in the blue hell is MacKenzie Phillips?  You don't know either?  Well, fuck it then.  Anyway, she was arrested at LAX after "the man" found some sort of extra-curricular substances on her person, or luggage, ...

Christian Bale Arrested, Released

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

As you've probably already heard, Christian Bale was arrested and released after his mother and sister called the police on hm for assault.  Turns out he just yelled at them because his mom was being a bitch.  Daily Mail reports: Batman ...

Josh Brolin/Jeffrey Wright Pepper Sprayed, Tasered, Racially Insulted

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »

You may have heard/read that Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were arrested in Shreveport, La last weekend after fisticuffs broke out in a bar.  New reports from the incident say the cops were major dicks.  Turns out noone is surprised.  ...

Andy Dick Arrested for Grabbing Hooters at BWW

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Andy decided to go to Buffalo Wild Wings the other day and along with his chicken wings and tortilla chips, he had a side of molesting a 17 year old.  Smartest man ever?  No, not even close.  AP reports: Police were ...

Tatum O’Neal is a Crackwhore

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

First rule of being busted with the poor man's cocaine: make up several reasons as to why you are currently blowing guys in random alleys for a little scratch. Luckily for Tatum "Who?" O'Neal, she is very experienced with ...