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Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Emmanuelle Chriqui is fucking beautiful.  (Hollywood Tuna) Amber Heard visits FHM and takes her top off.  That's called being cordial, ladies.  (Egotastic) I really have to get my ass over to Oktoberfest if there's babes like these running around.  (COED) 6 Brainwashing ...

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Friday, September 19th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Mila Kunis busts out some super awesome cleavage.  (The Superficial) Diablo Cody needs to shut the hell up.  (WWTDD) Guitar Hero is going to pimp out Jimi Hendrix for their next game.  (Ultimate-Guitar) Jennifer Aniston's nipples are trying to cut through her ...

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Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Emmanuelle Chriqui is freaking gorgeous. (Hollywood Tuna) Jessica Simpson's ass says hello.  It probably should've gone to the gym first.  (Egotastic) Retailers in the UK have started Metallica's Death Magnetic a day ahead of schedule.  Unfortunately, I live on the opposite ...

Kate Moss Goes to Spain, Gets Naked-ish

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Here are some pictures of Kate Moss enjoying the Spanish beauty while I sit here and make fun of her in an attempt to forget that I am not in Spain.  Anyway, according to my keen scientific mind and legendary ...

Gisele Bundchen Topless in V Magazine - I Smell Pulizter… and Jergens

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

There were some photos out a while back showing Gisele in a photoshoot.  The big hoopla over the photos was that Gisele's ass was on display and it was some dude's job to rub oil on it without getting arrested.  ...

Jennifer Lopez’s Ass Attacks a Super Tanker

Monday, July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Ok, so that vessel may not be a super oil tanker, but my concrete scientific research that I have yet to start is not finished, so until then, we must play it safe and assume that JLo's thunderous glutes are ...

Kristen Bell’s Ass = Perfection

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

I was going to end the day on that Sharon Stone vagina post, but I thought that was mean.  So I decided to do a 180 and post these fanfuckingtastic pictures of Kristen Bell's "Sculpted in Italy" buttocks.  Enjoy. [gallery=49] Photo: Egotastic - ...