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Audrina Patridge Brings Her Boobs to the Beach

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Hey!  Look!  It's Audrina Patridge in a bikini!  Holy shit!  This has never happened before!  Sweet Jesus fellating Santa Clause this is a groundbreaking discovery!  Huh?  This has happened many times before, you say?  Well then, I'm off to get ...

Saturday’s Hot Chick - Audrina Patridge’s Pink Bikini

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008 Posted in HCOTW | No Comments »

A brunette with big boobs and a killer body; can't go wrong with that.  Enjoy the rest of your Saturday. Photo: Egotastic - Bluto -

Audrian Patridge in a Bikini is Still Really, Really Hot

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

These pictures are from yesterday, but in my eternal quest to post every nearly-naked picture of Audrina Patridge that barnstorms its way onto the interweb, here's some pictures of Audrina Patridge rocking the absolute hell out of a bikini.  Say ...

Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Go Shopping

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Audrina Patridge decided to take her implants out for a stroll the other day in a white tank top (greatest piece of clothing ever designed) and some "Who loves short shorts?"  Well, I for one approve of this ensemble.  Yes, ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Audrina Patridge

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Say what you will about The Hills being unbearably stupid, and Heidi Montag being an annoying, talentless, plastic-titted whore who deserves to get nuked in the face with a missile captained by Spencer "Leonardo Da Vinci of Douchebags" Pratt, but ...