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Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »Emmanuelle Chriqui is freaking gorgeous. (Hollywood Tuna) Jessica Simpson's ass says hello. It probably should've gone to the gym first. (Egotastic) Retailers in the UK have started Metallica's Death Magnetic a day ahead of schedule. Unfortunately, I live on the opposite ...
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Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »Lindsay Lohan still has the best rack in Hollywood. (Hollywood Tuna) Hayden Panettiere makes sure her boobs are secure (dammit). (Egotastic) Proof that stupid people will eventually remove their genes from the gene pool. (Break) Michelle Hunziker is still at the beach. ...
Video of the Day - Hanna Hilton & Her Large Breasts
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KX9iRetDag I have to imagine that Hanna Hilton could've been a fairly successful normal model, so, I wonder why she decided to go the porn star route. My guess -- to save the dolphins. That's right ladies, if you want those ...
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Monday, September 8th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »Nicole Scherzinger needs to hurry up and get naked. That body is way, way, way too sexy to be kept under wraps. Also, I'm pretty sure it's a felony for her to wear clothes. (Popoholic) Break was kind enough to ...
Anna Kournikova is Still the Hottest Tennis Player Alive
Sunday, August 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »I didn't post these magnificent Anna Kournikova in Maxim pictures when they originally showed up because I am lazy, but after viewing them a few times, along with the ones in the actual magazine, I felt I just had to ...
Jessica Simpson in a Bikini is Greatness
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Turns out, Jessica Simpson is still really fucking hot when she puts on a bikini. Who knew?! Photo: Egotastic
Natasha Henstridge Should Wear Bikinis More Often
Monday, August 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »If Natasha Henstridge allowed me to have sexual relations with her I would absolutely be OK with her "Species" movie turning out to be true. Everything up to, and possibly including, the being eaten alive part would be just a ...
Audrina Patridge Brings Her Boobs to the Beach
Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Hey! Look! It's Audrina Patridge in a bikini! Holy shit! This has never happened before! Sweet Jesus fellating Santa Clause this is a groundbreaking discovery! Huh? This has happened many times before, you say? Well then, I'm off to get ...
Kim Kardashian Goes to the Beach, Isn’t Mistaken for Whale
Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »For the first time in recorded history, Kim Kardashian was able to go to the beach without a phone call being made to the Coast Guard for a mistaken beached whale sighting. Kim does look pretty good in these pictures, ...
Miranda Kerr Should Wear Bikinis All the Time
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »All the goddamn time. There is no way that Miranda Kerr wearing a bikini all day every day could have any negative consequences. Sure, the world's men would leave their jobs and families and society may potentially collapse, but isn't ...