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Video of the Day - Lucy Pinder & Michelle Marsh

Friday, September 12th, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuiNx68llI0 How do I acquire this job?  Sell my soul to Satan, you say?  Done.  Also, hooray for Fridays!

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Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Emmanuelle Chriqui is freaking gorgeous. (Hollywood Tuna) Jessica Simpson's ass says hello.  It probably should've gone to the gym first.  (Egotastic) Retailers in the UK have started Metallica's Death Magnetic a day ahead of schedule.  Unfortunately, I live on the opposite ...

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Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

These Jennifer Aniston upskirt and see-through are ruined by those assholes known as "underwear" and "pasties."  (Egotastic) Holly Madison never disappoints.  Especially when she is wearing a shirt that seems to be designed for nipple slips.  (Hollywood Tuna) Kim Kardashian's ass is ...

Video of the Day - The Best Boobs in the World

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

25-13 httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsaK2czWoXs 12-1 httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpM6OLL9_6Q I gotta go with Sophie Howard.  No, Keeley Hazell.  Wait, Heidi Klum.  Maybe, Marisa Miller.  Or Laetitia Caster.  Well perhaps... no... how 'bout... dammit...  Ahhhh!!!!  Well, my brain has actually exploded.  At least I'm pretty sure it has.  It does ...

John McCain Stares At Some Sarah Palin Boobs

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 Posted in Politics | No Comments »

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN5xbWtNSU In John McCain's defense, he's an idiot who has absolutely no tact whatsoever.  So, it should come as no surprise that he picked a former Alaskan mayor with limited experience as a governor to be a heartbeat away from the ...

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Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Lindsay Lohan still has the best rack in Hollywood.  (Hollywood Tuna) Hayden Panettiere makes sure her boobs are secure (dammit).  (Egotastic) Proof that stupid people will eventually remove their genes from the gene pool.  (Break) Michelle Hunziker is still at the beach.  ...

Video of the Day - Hanna Hilton & Her Large Breasts

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KX9iRetDag I have to imagine that Hanna Hilton could've been a fairly successful normal model, so, I wonder why she decided to go the porn star route.  My guess -- to save the dolphins.  That's right ladies, if you want those ...

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Monday, September 8th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Nicole Scherzinger needs to hurry up and get naked.  That body is way, way, way too sexy to be kept under wraps.  Also, I'm pretty sure it's a felony for her to wear clothes.  (Popoholic) Break was kind enough to ...

Katy Perry’s Boobs Get Covered in Plaster

Friday, August 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKQE1A5xs4U Let me get some admissions out of the way first, I have little to no idea who Katy Perry is.  Sorry, I don't get up-to-date on the fucking horrible I hope the Jonas Brothers get hit by a rhinoceros pop ...

Meagan Good’s Nipples Make Use of See-Through Dress

Monday, August 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Who is Meagan Good?  Yes, yes, I know, it's not important at this juncture, she's really hot and doesn't seem to mind walking around in see-through dresses that show-off her awesome boobs, which pretty much makes her the greatest woman ...