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Angelina Jolie Gives Birth to Twins

Sunday, July 13th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Angelina Jolie continued to repopulate the entire Western Hemisphere by giving birth to twins, a boy and a girl, Saturday night by way of a caesarian section in Nice, France.  Rueters reports: Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins, ...

Jolie-Pitt Expecting Twins - Bluto Devises Murder Plot

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

In what turns out to be very depressing to me, Brad Pitt has impregnated Angelina Jolie with twins and has caused me to buy a sniper rifle. People reports: This time around will be double the pleasure for Angelina Jolie ...