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Charlize Theron Fondles Herself

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Apparently, the UK edition of GQ thinks it's a good idea to do a photo shoot of Charlize Theron grabbing her boobies.  Apparently, I agree 100%.  You know what I don't agree with?  Covering up a nude Charlize Theron with ...

Halle Berry’s Boobs Murder Dentist

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Presumably.   Well what other conclusion am I supposed to come to when Halle Berry goes to the dentist with her massively awesome chest of huge racks of boobs on full alert?  Speaking of which, what kind of cruel joke is ...

Christina Aguilera’s Bra Size = Ginormous

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 1 Comment »

For the first time in its history, Us Magazine has reported on something that didn't make the Universe almost tear in half.  The bust size of Christina Aguilera's enormous boobs.  Does Us deserve a Pulitzer?  Is Grey's Anatomy incredibly stupid?  ...

Christina Aguilera’s Boobs Eat her Shirt

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 2 Comments »

I'm almost 100% certain that Christina Aguilera's shirt was once composed of a full neck, but over the day her gigantic boobies ate their way through the material, which is just greatness.  I'm also fairly certain that Jordan Bratman is ...

Jessica Alba See-through Pregnant Boobs - Hooray!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Jessica Alba went out to eat at some restaurant in some city on what I assume is planet Earth; I don't know, that's not important. What is important is that Jessica Alba is pregnant and that of course means ...