Britney Spears’ New Single is Out
Friday, September 26th, 2008 Posted in Music | No Comments »httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hKOEa0HMJY OK, as far as actual songs of quality music goes, Womanizer sounds like donkey anus, but I imagine it will be huge in the dance clubs were people don't give a shit about music anyway. I'm sure it'll also be ...
Kevin Federline Houses a Circus
Monday, September 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Fugly | No Comments »Apparently, in between sexing Britney Spears and taking care of her spawns, Kevin Federline decided to eat the entire tub of cookie dough. The Sun laughs: While his ex wife BRITNEY SPEARS has danced her way back into shape, I ...
Keeley Hazell Topless Hotness Moment
Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Apparently, it clearly states in the contract that I wrote to myself that I am not allowed to end a day's postings on offensive or objectionable material, such as the post about Madonna being released from her tomb. So, to ...
Britney Spears Wears Bikini, My Eyes Don’t Commit Suicide
Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Britney Spears needed a break from her gruelling schedule of lounging around Hollywood pools so she travelled on down to Cabo to, um, lounge around the pool. For this first time in like two millenia, Britney actually looks halfway decent ...
Britney Spears’ Ass has a Beard
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad, The Fugly | No Comments »Ahhhh!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Someone call Gillette, quick! [gallery=104] Photo: Egotastic - Bluto -
Britney & Kfed Going to Trial - I Just Saw a Squirrel
Friday, June 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Despite having a top-secret meeting behind CIA HQ to try and hash out who get to use their children as potted plants, Britney Spears and that one douche appear to be headed to a custody trial after they continued to ...
Mel Gibson + Britney Spears = Psychologists Issue Martial Law
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »In what the psychology community is calling the greatest gathering of insanity since the last Christian retreat, Mel Gibson and Britney Spears had a little rendezvous at a cigar store to discuss things, like those sneaky Jews for instance. People ...
Kevin Federline is Father of the Year - Sun Explodes
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Las Vegas nightclub, Prive, is all liquored up and set to award Keven "What are My Other Kid's Names" Federline their Father of the Year Award during a presentation at the club. Luckily, this award is entirely made-up with no ...
Hot Chick of the Day - Britney Spears
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 1 Comment »Now, I know what you're thinking, "Goddammit Bluto, stop smoking so much friggin' opium," but bear with me here. I'm not saying that the nightmare of today's Britney Spears is deserved of the HCOTD crown, because she isn't, at ...
Britney Spears Blows (not the sexy kind) $61m
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Over the past 365ish days Britney's insanity has reportedly shelled out 61 million goddamn dollars to all sorts of crazy. From her legal bills, to her extravagant spending, to her cellulite's refusal to tour Ms. Spears has lost $61,000,000. ...