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Spike Lee Makes Clint Eastwood’s Day

Friday, June 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | 1 Comment »

In his never-ending pursuit to be an insufferable, racist douchebag Spike Lee has criticized the infinitely more talented Clint Eastwood for his Flags of Our Fathers and Letters from Iwo Jima movies because there weren't enough black people in it ...

Petra Nemcova Sideboob

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

These pictures may not exactly be new, and they may be from the Cannes Film Festival, but whatever.  Petra Nemcova sideboob is great, and cannot be constrained by the ropes of time.  Now put down your physics book and get ...

Madonna’s Nipples Visit Cannes

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Oh.  My.  God.  Madonna's wearing a see-through shirt to the Cannes Film Festival and you can clearly see her nipples............ SWEET MOTHER MARY, JOSEPH, AND JESUS!!!!  Somebody alert the press!!  Madonna's nipples are showing!!!!!!  Wait....... this is 1984 right?  No?  ...

Sharon Stone’s Vagina is on the Loose

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »

In the most exciting news of 1991 (pretend Use Your Illusion, The Black Album, Nevermind, Blood Sugar Sex Magik, and Ten haven't been released yet), Sharon Stone decided to freeball it to the Cannes Film Festival and show her lump ...