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Charlize Theron Does Not Like The Hills

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

This is pretty much the exact opposite of how I feel about Charlize's own "hills."  MTV reports: Theron: [Long pause, laughs.] So I watched a couple episodes. I was doing a world tour at the time, so I watched them in ...

Charlize Theron Fondles Herself

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Apparently, the UK edition of GQ thinks it's a good idea to do a photo shoot of Charlize Theron grabbing her boobies.  Apparently, I agree 100%.  You know what I don't agree with?  Covering up a nude Charlize Theron with ...