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Rosario Dawson is Still Gorgeous

Friday, August 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Rosario Dawson got dressed all fancy-like for the annual HFPA luncheon, whatever the hell that is, and she looked absolutely stunning.  She looked absolutely stunning in these bikini pictures from about a week ago as well, but that was mostly ...

Jennifer Aniston’s Boobs Were Crafted by the Gods

Friday, August 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Jennifer Aniston decided to do a little shopping the other day, and luckily for us she brought the twins with.  Jesus tap-dancing Christ it looks like they woke up on the right side of the bed.  Jennifer has always had ...

Marisa Miller Sets a Runway On Fire

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Oh.  My.  God.  I'm pretty sure we've just found the one and only alternative energy source.  I guarantee that Marisa Miller generates just as much (probably more so) energy as the sun through all the hotness emanating from her.  I ...

Marisa Miller’s Black Dress Almost Excuses Absence of Bikini

Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Marisa Miller decided to attend a pool party at Harrah's Resort in Atlantic City, but for reasons still being deciphered by a supercomputer she did not wear a bikini.  Luckily, Marisa Miller is fucking gorgeous and would look fantastic even ...

Holly Madison’s Little Red Dress is What Dreams Are Made Of

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

In case you weren't entirely sure that Hugh Hefner is one of the luckiest men to ever emerge from the womb, here's his bangin' hot main squeeze, Holly Madison.  And what better way is there to go out on the ...

Eva Mendes + CK Lingerie = Magic

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

It's not secret that Eva Mendes is one of the hottest chicks on the planet (if you didn't already know this secret I hate you), but when you combine that beauty with Calvin Klein's penchant for making awesome undergarments you ...

Jessica Simpson Hotness Moment

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Amid reports that Jessica Simpson's country music career is already failing, let's pause for a moment and celebrate the one thing Jessica is really good at; being a really hot blonde with huge tits.  It seems as though the roller ...

Anna Kournikova’s Cleavage & Legs are Greatness

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

In case you're wondering (you were), yes, Anna Kournikova is still really fucking hot.  Here she is at some fashion show and as you can see, she looks amazing.  She has more than made up for a questionable tennis skills ...

Rosario Dawson’s Cleavage Dominates the Shower

Monday, July 21st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Rosario Dawson was apparently at some pool contraption the other day and decided to use the local shower to hose herself off, which according to my calculations is the greatest thing ever.  I'm surprised the camera didn't explode due to ...

Marisa Miller Hotness Moment

Monday, July 21st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Because she is still the hottest person on the planet (make with the bikinis, Megan Fox), here's Marisa Miller doing what she does best, being ridiculously gorgeous. [gallery=140] Photo: Hollywood Tuna - Bluto -