California Gives Up on Law Enforcement
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »In a move that's surprising to no one, the Judicial System in California phoned-in another case of a celebrity wiping their ass with the law. CSI Star Gary Dourdan was arrested some time ago (I'm too lazy to check back ...
Amy Winehouse Sleeps with London Police Chief
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | 1 Comment »Amy Winehouse will not faces charges stemming from a video showing the drug filtration plant allegedly smoking crack, snorting cocaine, and powdered ecstasy. Obviously, Amy Winehouse's interrogations at the Metropolitan Police HQ involve her locking her ankles behind her ears ...
Gary Dourdan + Drugs = Three Felonies
Friday, May 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »CSI star Gary Dourdan was arrested in the early morning hours of April 28 after being found with heroin, cocaine, and ecstasy (party!) in his possession, and today/yesterday/whenever was formally charged with three counts of felony drug possession. Us reports: CSI ...