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Tatum O’Neal is a Crackwhore

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

First rule of being busted with the poor man's cocaine: make up several reasons as to why you are currently blowing guys in random alleys for a little scratch. Luckily for Tatum "Who?" O'Neal, she is very experienced with ...

Amy Winehouse Sleeps with London Police Chief

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | 1 Comment »

Amy Winehouse will not faces charges stemming from a video showing the drug filtration plant allegedly smoking crack, snorting cocaine, and powdered ecstasy.  Obviously, Amy Winehouse's interrogations at the Metropolitan Police HQ involve her locking her ankles behind her ears ...

Amy Winehouse’s Skanking May Cost her £3m

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

It seems as though Amy Winehouse's imprisoned hubby Blake something-something is none too happy about his drug queen whoring it up ("Heidi Klum naked, Heidi Klum naked, Heidi Klum naked") and is demanding a £3 million divorce payout, which breaks ...