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Paul Newman Has Died of Cancer

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »

God-motherfucking-dammit.  AP reports: Paul Newman, the Academy-Award winning superstar who personified cool as an activist, race car driver, popcorn impresario and the anti-hero of such films as "Hud," "Cool Hand Luke" and "The Color of Money," has died. He was 83. Newman ...

Bernie Mac is Dead

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »

Since it failed to kill Morgan Freeman, that mother fucking asshole Death, decided to kill Bernie Mac instead.  AP reports: Bernie Mac, the actor and comedian who teamed up in the casino heist caper "Ocean's Eleven" and gained a prestigious Peabody ...

George Carlin Dies at 71

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | 4 Comments »

Legendary comedian George Carlin, died of heart failure in a Los Angeles hospital on Sunday.  Carlin was admitted to the hospital early Sunday afternoon after experiencing chest pains.  Reuters reports: Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about ...

Sydney Pollack Dies of Cancer at 73

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »

Respected director/actor/producer Sydney Pollack died at his home in Los Angeles after succumbing to a 10-month battle with cancer. Reuters: Hollywood filmmaker Sydney Pollack, who won a pair of Academy Awards for the epic romance "Out of Africa" and earned ...