Paul Newman Has Died of Cancer
Saturday, September 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »God-motherfucking-dammit. AP reports: Paul Newman, the Academy-Award winning superstar who personified cool as an activist, race car driver, popcorn impresario and the anti-hero of such films as "Hud," "Cool Hand Luke" and "The Color of Money," has died. He was 83. Newman ...
Pink Floyd’s Richard Wright Died
Monday, September 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »Fuck. Reuters: Pink Floyd keyboard player and founding member Richard Wright died on Monday after a short battle with cancer, his spokesman said. He was 65. Wright, singer, songwriter and guitarist Syd Barrett, guitarist Roger Waters and drummer Nick Mason founded the ...
Bernie Mac is Dead
Saturday, August 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »Since it failed to kill Morgan Freeman, that mother fucking asshole Death, decided to kill Bernie Mac instead. AP reports: Bernie Mac, the actor and comedian who teamed up in the casino heist caper "Ocean's Eleven" and gained a prestigious Peabody ...
It is now confirmed. Morgan Freeman kicks Death’s Balls.
Monday, August 4th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Morgan Freeman, 71, was in a car accident last night (Sunday Night) in which his car flipped at least 600 times, and afterward, involved an epic battle with the incarnation of Death. Read the previous story for the exact events ...
Death tries again - Fails. Morgan Freeman in Hospital.
Monday, August 4th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »After Death successfully attacked Heath Ledger in a sucker punch move, it has now gone after Morgan Freeman in his car. The 71 year old actor was driving along - minding his own business - when Death decided to show ...
George Carlin Dies at 71
Monday, June 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | 4 Comments »Legendary comedian George Carlin, died of heart failure in a Los Angeles hospital on Sunday. Carlin was admitted to the hospital early Sunday afternoon after experiencing chest pains. Reuters reports: Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about ...
Sydney Pollack Dies of Cancer at 73
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »Respected director/actor/producer Sydney Pollack died at his home in Los Angeles after succumbing to a 10-month battle with cancer. Reuters: Hollywood filmmaker Sydney Pollack, who won a pair of Academy Awards for the epic romance "Out of Africa" and earned ...
“Mastermind” Behind School Bomb Plot Wanted to Kill Jesus - High Five!
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Real News | No Comments »Ryan Schallenberger, the teenager nobody some are calling the greatest criminal mastermind of our time, set his goals really high in his foiled plan to bomb his South Carolina high school. The insane troubled teenager hoped he would be ...