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Bernie Mac is Dead

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »

Since it failed to kill Morgan Freeman, that mother fucking asshole Death, decided to kill Bernie Mac instead.  AP reports: Bernie Mac, the actor and comedian who teamed up in the casino heist caper "Ocean's Eleven" and gained a prestigious Peabody ...

George Carlin Dies at 71

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | 4 Comments »

Legendary comedian George Carlin, died of heart failure in a Los Angeles hospital on Sunday.  Carlin was admitted to the hospital early Sunday afternoon after experiencing chest pains.  Reuters reports: Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about ...

Sydney Pollack Dies of Cancer at 73

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »

Respected director/actor/producer Sydney Pollack died at his home in Los Angeles after succumbing to a 10-month battle with cancer. Reuters: Hollywood filmmaker Sydney Pollack, who won a pair of Academy Awards for the epic romance "Out of Africa" and earned ...