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Amy Winehouse is a Nipple-Baring Racist

Monday, June 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal, The Fugly | No Comments »

A friend of Amy Winehouse's has apparently handed over a video that shows the talented crackhead singer in a crack den with her jailbird husband Blake something.  In the video Amy sings about such cheerful things as different races and ...

Amy Winehouse Sleeps with London Police Chief

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | 1 Comment »

Amy Winehouse will not faces charges stemming from a video showing the drug filtration plant allegedly smoking crack, snorting cocaine, and powdered ecstasy.  Obviously, Amy Winehouse's interrogations at the Metropolitan Police HQ involve her locking her ankles behind her ears ...

Gary Dourdan + Drugs = Three Felonies

Friday, May 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

CSI star Gary Dourdan was arrested in the early morning hours of April 28 after being found with heroin, cocaine, and ecstasy (party!) in his possession, and today/yesterday/whenever was formally charged with three counts of felony drug possession.  Us reports: CSI ...