Professional Whale Insemination is Our Business.

Tim McGraw Almost Beats Some Concert Fan Ass

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiAAIqFOrZE Faith Hill's vagina stuffer just about threw fistcuffs with a fat pile of lard at his concert the other night.  While singing some song that I am absolutely not looking up the name for, Tim McGraw noticed an unruly fan ...

Holly Madison is a Bitch…. With Large Boobs

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Apparently, the ultra-sexy, nude pillow fights of my dreams do not take place at the Male Holy Grail Playboy Mansion between the three ladies of the Girls Next Door as I envisioned, and detailedly drew up in blueprint.  Why the ...