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Hot Chick of the Day - Lindsey Strutt

Monday, July 14th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

According to Mr. Fancy Pants Calendar, it's been about two weeks since I last did a "Hot Chick of the Day post," and what better way is there to get back into the swing of things than to visit England's ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Lucy Pinder

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

In keeping with today's Lucy Pinder theme that I have yet to establish, here's Lucy Pinder representing today's "Hot Chick of the Day."  And by "Hot Chick of the Day" I mean, "Goddammit England, I fucking love you!"  Seriously, where ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Carmella DeCesare

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

You'll never guess what I found.  A really, really hot chick who took off her clothes for an international nudey magazine.  I had to cross two endless deserts on a retarded camel to find these.  So, fucking enjoy Carmella DeCesare ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Kara Monaco

Monday, June 30th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Ah, so we've come to yet another cursed Monday.  And we've come to yet another super hot chick who got naked for Playboy.  Kara Monaco, you are hereby awarded today's "Hot Chick of the Day."  What do you get for ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Jillian Grace

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 1 Comment »

I'm 900% certain that I will never run out of hot naked chicks who take their clothes off for God Hugh Hefner.  Take for instance Jillian Grace.  One minute she's just the only hot girl in Arkansas who hasn't had ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Alessandra Ambrosio

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=smYaJZM4h7o Even though Alessandra Ambrosio has been knocked up by some son of a bitch. that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the super sexy that was Alessandra Ambrosio prior to her cervix eating some bastard's sperm.  Once again, hooray for Victoria's ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Monica Leigh

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

I haven't completely accepted the fact that the weekend is over and I'm no longer allowed to run around town without pants on.  So, to alleviate my sorrow, I decided to somewhat copy yesterday's HCOTD post by posting another really, ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Elin Grindemyr

Friday, June 20th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Today's Hot Chick of the Day comes from Fred.  Who is Fred you ask?  Well I will tell you, put your goddamn pants back on.  Fred is a mystical tribal chief of the Walla Walla island in the Southern Pacific, ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Selita Ebanks

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

In celebration of the site and I returning to a working, somewhat harmonious relationship, I decided to enter the Victoria's Secret hotness vault once again and make a withdrawal, although I'd really like to make a deposit...... ba-dum-bum, thank you, ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Adriana Lima

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Thunderstorms are awesome.  You know what else is awesome?  Adriana Lima.  Good god is she awesome.  Even though my hottest chick on the planet opinion has revolved around Marisa Miller, Megan Fox, and Mila Kunis recently I just may have ...