Heidi Montag Has a New Song - Hearing Fails Worldwide
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, The Bad | No Comments »httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=DBsJz0KK4mg& Sweet. Merciful. Crap. I don't know who the dumbass is who keeps forgetting to burn down the studio when Heidi gets within 700 miles of it, but for fuck's sake. The only logical conclusion I have been able to come ...
Hot Chick of the Day - Audrina Patridge
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »Say what you will about The Hills being unbearably stupid, and Heidi Montag being an annoying, talentless, plastic-titted whore who deserves to get nuked in the face with a missile captained by Spencer "Leonardo Da Vinci of Douchebags" Pratt, but ...
Spencer “I’m a Giant Tool” Pratt Says Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Real
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Despite denials from Lauren Conrad's ex Jason something Wahler that a sex tape of the two does not exist, the number 1 contender for "Biggest Douche in the Universe" Spencer Pratt is not backing down from his claims. Us ...
White House Bombarded by Stupid
Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »In what is being called the greatest terrorist attack since Fat Britney's vagina escaped, Heidi Montag, and that one douche who's trying to use her boobs to skyrocket to fame (if my calculations are correct Spencer "I'm a Giant Tool" ...