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California Gives Up on Law Enforcement

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »

In a move that's surprising to no one, the Judicial System in California phoned-in another case of a celebrity wiping their ass with the law.  CSI Star Gary Dourdan was arrested some time ago (I'm too lazy to check back ...

Gary Dourdan + Drugs = Three Felonies

Friday, May 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

CSI star Gary Dourdan was arrested in the early morning hours of April 28 after being found with heroin, cocaine, and ecstasy (party!) in his possession, and today/yesterday/whenever was formally charged with three counts of felony drug possession.  Us reports: CSI ...

Pete Doherty Tunnels Out of Jail

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Pete Doherty, who will one day challenge cockroaches for world supremacy after the bombs drop, was recently sentenced to 14-weeks in jail after failing orders to take drug tests while  on a suspended sentence for, what else, making sweet love ...