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Friday, September 26th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Holly Madison's boobs should have their own TV show...  Wait...  (Hollywood Tuna) Blake Lively has been on a hotness roll lately, and this bikini sure won't hurt.  (Egotastic) And another Break Gallery.  (Break) The answers to why ever Criminal in movies is ...

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Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

These Jennifer Aniston upskirt and see-through are ruined by those assholes known as "underwear" and "pasties."  (Egotastic) Holly Madison never disappoints.  Especially when she is wearing a shirt that seems to be designed for nipple slips.  (Hollywood Tuna) Kim Kardashian's ass is ...

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Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Lindsay Lohan still has the best rack in Hollywood.  (Hollywood Tuna) Hayden Panettiere makes sure her boobs are secure (dammit).  (Egotastic) Proof that stupid people will eventually remove their genes from the gene pool.  (Break) Michelle Hunziker is still at the beach.  ...

Holly Madison’s Little Red Dress is What Dreams Are Made Of

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

In case you weren't entirely sure that Hugh Hefner is one of the luckiest men to ever emerge from the womb, here's his bangin' hot main squeeze, Holly Madison.  And what better way is there to go out on the ...

Holly Madison is a Bitch…. With Large Boobs

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Apparently, the ultra-sexy, nude pillow fights of my dreams do not take place at the Male Holy Grail Playboy Mansion between the three ladies of the Girls Next Door as I envisioned, and detailedly drew up in blueprint.  Why the ...

Hot Chick of the Day - The Girls Next Door

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Once again we come back to the genius that is Hugh Hefner. There are few men on this Earth who can claim that they retain the jealousy of every guy ever born, and I mean every guy ever born. ...