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Nick Bollea Getting Early Release from Jail

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »

Since this little bastard was not the cocky asshat he is on the outside, the Pinellas County Jail is releasing Nick Bollea three months early because of good behavior.  Douchebags.  People reports: Bollea, who has been serving an eight-month sentence at ...

Pete Doherty Tunnels Out of Jail

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Pete Doherty, who will one day challenge cockroaches for world supremacy after the bombs drop, was recently sentenced to 14-weeks in jail after failing orders to take drug tests while  on a suspended sentence for, what else, making sweet love ...