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Thursday, September 25th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »Jessica Alba bikini pictures keep getting better, because of the reduction in bikini size. (Egotastic) 6 Saints Who Could Kick Your Ass. (Cracked) The USC Trojan Cheerleaders are really, really, really... Really, hot. (COED) The Top 10 Outrageous Dubai Construction Projects. (Ask ...
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Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »Emmanuelle Chriqui is fucking beautiful. (Hollywood Tuna) Amber Heard visits FHM and takes her top off. That's called being cordial, ladies. (Egotastic) I really have to get my ass over to Oktoberfest if there's babes like these running around. (COED) 6 Brainwashing ...
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Monday, September 22nd, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »Jessica Alba's super genes have transformed her body back into unbelievable hotness. (Egotastic) Top 5 Yankee Stadium Moments. (Bush League) In case you were wondering how to buy lingerie, Jayde Nicole is here to help. (Spike) Maxim was kind enough to throw ...
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Monday, September 15th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »Laetitia Casta still looks amazing. Especially when she's topless. (Egotastic) Brooke Hogan dons another bikini. I don't know if I should touch myself or unlock the shotgun. (Hollywood Tuna) Watch out paparazzi, Lindsay Lohan is throwin' fists. (IDLYITW) Los Angeles County should ...
Jessica Alba Does Bondage
Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Politics, The Good | No Comments »Dammit, dammit, dammit! Misleading titles fool me again. People reports: Jessica Alba, who appears in a in new bondage-inspired campaign for the voter group Declare Yourself, isn't afraid to employ a little shock value for a cause she believes in. "I think ...
Jessica Alba is Cold, or Horny
Thursday, July 31st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »It's good to see Jessica Alba out showcasing the only thing she's known for these days since she can act about as well as that half-eaten pickle staring at me....... "What do you want from me?!" Seriously, he gets like ...
Jessica Alba’s Boobs Orbit the Sun
Monday, July 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »After vigorously studying Jessica Alba's chest region, astronomers have proclaimed that her wonderful miracles of mammary have officially been granted planetary status. They will take their place in orbit around the sun between Venus and Earth. In related news, NASA ...
Jessica Alba Gives Birth to Baby Girl
Monday, June 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Jessica Alba and her son of a bitch husband welcomed a baby girl, Honor Marie Warren, late Saturday night in Los Angeles. Us reports: Honor Marie Warren was born Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Alba's father was overheard saying ...
Cash Warren Dies in Car Accident….
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »....so says the dream in my head. What could spurn such cruel and malicious thoughts you ask? Well, mainly it's People's report that, that son of a bitch Cash Warren married Jessica Alba. Why the hell didn't Alba's parents sit ...
Jessica Alba See-through Pregnant Boobs - Hooray!
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Jessica Alba went out to eat at some restaurant in some city on what I assume is planet Earth; I don't know, that's not important. What is important is that Jessica Alba is pregnant and that of course means ...