Jessica Simpson in a Bikini is Greatness
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Turns out, Jessica Simpson is still really fucking hot when she puts on a bikini. Who knew?! Photo: Egotastic
Jessica Simpson Hotness Moment
Thursday, July 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Amid reports that Jessica Simpson's country music career is already failing, let's pause for a moment and celebrate the one thing Jessica is really good at; being a really hot blonde with huge tits. It seems as though the roller ...
Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Get Some Sun
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Unfortunately, Jessica Simpson's bikini decided to ruin the entire goddamn week by refusing to stay in the closet even though I spent 4 months diagraming how he could entertain himself while Jessica's boobs saved the entire world. That is why ...
Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage is Out on the Town
Thursday, July 10th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »So Jessica Simpson's boobs decided to take their cleavage out on the town the other night dressed up in a tight little purple dress type thing something I hate fashion. It's clear to me now that we are dealing with ...
Ashlee Simpson has Pregnant Boobs Syndrome
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Pregnant boobs syndrome has struck again. And how. Ashlee Simpson decided to take her boobs out for a stroll the other day and I for one fully support the walking of large chests. But my friends, the ...
Jessica Simpson Fondles Herself
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 1 Comment »Here are some craptacular pictures of Jessica Simpson doing what every man on the planet has wanted to do for the past five years. These are also some pictures of the biggest asshole in the world. Who is this asshole ...