Tila Tequila Can Look Pretty Hot
Friday, August 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Ever since I watched "Leprechaun" in 1992 I've been afraid of having my gold stolen by midgets dressed in green suits embroidered in clovers. Ever since Tila Tequila strutted onto the scene I've been afraid of having my gold stolen ...
Marisa Miller Sets a Runway On Fire
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Oh. My. God. I'm pretty sure we've just found the one and only alternative energy source. I guarantee that Marisa Miller generates just as much (probably more so) energy as the sun through all the hotness emanating from her. I ...
Marisa Miller’s Black Dress Almost Excuses Absence of Bikini
Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Marisa Miller decided to attend a pool party at Harrah's Resort in Atlantic City, but for reasons still being deciphered by a supercomputer she did not wear a bikini. Luckily, Marisa Miller is fucking gorgeous and would look fantastic even ...
Holly Madison’s Little Red Dress is What Dreams Are Made Of
Thursday, July 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »In case you weren't entirely sure that Hugh Hefner is one of the luckiest men to ever emerge from the womb, here's his bangin' hot main squeeze, Holly Madison. And what better way is there to go out on the ...
Jessica Simpson Hotness Moment
Thursday, July 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Amid reports that Jessica Simpson's country music career is already failing, let's pause for a moment and celebrate the one thing Jessica is really good at; being a really hot blonde with huge tits. It seems as though the roller ...
Anna Kournikova’s Cleavage & Legs are Greatness
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »In case you're wondering (you were), yes, Anna Kournikova is still really fucking hot. Here she is at some fashion show and as you can see, she looks amazing. She has more than made up for a questionable tennis skills ...
Marisa Miller’s Legs Cure Cancer/AIDS/Bird Flu/Ebola/Super AIDS
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »I have studied these pictures in my science lab (which only cost $19.95 after I gave the mysterious Russian company, I think it was called Ma fi ya or something, my social security number! Score!) for a good 17 hrs, ...