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Lily Allen + Cliff Diving = Topless (It’s science)

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Lily Allen decided to go on a little vacation to Cap D'Antibes, France, and while there she decided to partake in a little cliff-jumping.  And what better way is there to experience cliff diving than topless?  Luckily, Lily Allen and ...

Lily Allen’s New Knockers

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »

So Lily Allen spent the day buying some knockers for her door, and NOT some knockers for her chest. Goddamn misleading titles. In case you care The Sun disappoints: LILY ALLEN hit the shops yesterday looking for goodies to ...