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Lindsay Lohan has Really Huge Boobs Moment

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Remember the days of glory when Lindsay Lohan would stroll around town with her triumphant boobs swinging to-and-fro because she was too hungover forgot to wear a bra?  Well incisors and bicuspids, here are some recent photos of Lindsay reliving ...

Lindsay Lohan Really Does Like the Va-Jay-Jay (technical term)

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »

Holy Jesus caught fucking the neighbor's dog today is slow as shit. Why can't Hollywood spawn a volcano and have it erupt or something. Fuck. Anyway, here's something about Lindsay McHugechest taking this lesbian thing all the ...

Did Dina Lohan Deserve Best Mom Award?

Friday, May 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

^ | | | No. InTouch: Lindsay Lohan's party-hopping mother, Dina Lohan, was feted by the Mingling Moms organization this week, at an event in Long Island, N.Y., where she was honored as a "top mom." But not everyone thinks the mother of four deserved ...

Lindsay Lohan Fired From ‘Manson’ Film

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »

Hollywood's resident 'Town Drunk' whose tits you'd still really like to play with has reportedly been fired the anti-romantic comedy (what the fuck is a anti-romantic comedy? A movie that is actually funny, not entirely predictable, and not unfathomably ...

Lindsay Lohan to Guest Star on ‘Ugly Betty’ Season Finale - B.Y.O.B

Monday, May 5th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | 1 Comment »

Deciding that drinking herself into a retarded stupor and occasionally flashing her awesome rack is not a solid career, Lindsay Lohan will reportedly guest star of the season finally of some show I don't care about, Ugly Betty or something. ...