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Monica Bellucci Hotness Moment

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

I'm pretty sure Monica Bellucci has evolved beyond simply "hot" at this point.  She's 43 years old and every time I see pictures of her she seems to get more beautiful, which isn't necessarily supposed to happen.  It's a conundrum ...

Adriana Lima Isn’t Wearing her Bra…

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

... because it's on her shirt!  Hahahaha, in your face!!  Ok, I'm sorry.  That was just mean.  Luckily, Adriana is still really hot even when she's fully clothed while advertising lingerie, which doesn't make any sense whatsoever.  If you're going ...

Eva Mendes + CK Lingerie = Magic

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

It's not secret that Eva Mendes is one of the hottest chicks on the planet (if you didn't already know this secret I hate you), but when you combine that beauty with Calvin Klein's penchant for making awesome undergarments you ...

Brooke Hogan Impersonates a Gorilla

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, The Bad | No Comments »

Remember these pictures of Brooke Hogan, when she was able to remove my fear of her bodyslamming me into the Earth's core, and replace it with a drive to dropkick all of the world's music critics into the sun in ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Lucy Pinder

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

In keeping with today's Lucy Pinder theme that I have yet to establish, here's Lucy Pinder representing today's "Hot Chick of the Day."  And by "Hot Chick of the Day" I mean, "Goddammit England, I fucking love you!"  Seriously, where ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Carmella DeCesare

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

You'll never guess what I found.  A really, really hot chick who took off her clothes for an international nudey magazine.  I had to cross two endless deserts on a retarded camel to find these.  So, fucking enjoy Carmella DeCesare ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Jillian Grace

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 1 Comment »

I'm 900% certain that I will never run out of hot naked chicks who take their clothes off for God Hugh Hefner.  Take for instance Jillian Grace.  One minute she's just the only hot girl in Arkansas who hasn't had ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Alessandra Ambrosio

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=smYaJZM4h7o Even though Alessandra Ambrosio has been knocked up by some son of a bitch. that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the super sexy that was Alessandra Ambrosio prior to her cervix eating some bastard's sperm.  Once again, hooray for Victoria's ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Monica Leigh

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

I haven't completely accepted the fact that the weekend is over and I'm no longer allowed to run around town without pants on.  So, to alleviate my sorrow, I decided to somewhat copy yesterday's HCOTD post by posting another really, ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Elin Grindemyr

Friday, June 20th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Today's Hot Chick of the Day comes from Fred.  Who is Fred you ask?  Well I will tell you, put your goddamn pants back on.  Fred is a mystical tribal chief of the Walla Walla island in the Southern Pacific, ...