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Hot Chick of the Day - Jillian Grace

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 1 Comment »

I'm 900% certain that I will never run out of hot naked chicks who take their clothes off for God Hugh Hefner.  Take for instance Jillian Grace.  One minute she's just the only hot girl in Arkansas who hasn't had ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Alessandra Ambrosio

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=smYaJZM4h7o Even though Alessandra Ambrosio has been knocked up by some son of a bitch. that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the super sexy that was Alessandra Ambrosio prior to her cervix eating some bastard's sperm.  Once again, hooray for Victoria's ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Monica Leigh

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

I haven't completely accepted the fact that the weekend is over and I'm no longer allowed to run around town without pants on.  So, to alleviate my sorrow, I decided to somewhat copy yesterday's HCOTD post by posting another really, ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Elin Grindemyr

Friday, June 20th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Today's Hot Chick of the Day comes from Fred.  Who is Fred you ask?  Well I will tell you, put your goddamn pants back on.  Fred is a mystical tribal chief of the Walla Walla island in the Southern Pacific, ...

Marisa Miller is Really Hot

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

In case you didn't already know or you are the world's dumbest human who also happens to be blind, Marisa Miller is the hottest person on the planet.  How do I know this?  Well I'm glad you asked, actually I'm ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Selita Ebanks

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

In celebration of the site and I returning to a working, somewhat harmonious relationship, I decided to enter the Victoria's Secret hotness vault once again and make a withdrawal, although I'd really like to make a deposit...... ba-dum-bum, thank you, ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Adriana Lima

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Thunderstorms are awesome.  You know what else is awesome?  Adriana Lima.  Good god is she awesome.  Even though my hottest chick on the planet opinion has revolved around Marisa Miller, Megan Fox, and Mila Kunis recently I just may have ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Jessica Kramer

Monday, June 9th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Too hungover for commentary.  Jessica Kramer.  Big boobs.  Hot.  Naked.  Really big Boobs.  Jessica Kramer. [gallery=71] NSFW Gallery Photo: Daily Niner, Playboy, Penthouse, Danni -  Bluto -

Hot Chick of the Day - Victoria Silvstedt

Friday, June 6th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 1 Comment »

In celebration of the weekend and the hot blondes with large boobs in bikinis who will no doubt be scampering around in the sand, here is Swedish beauty, Victoria Silvstedt. I'm not entirely sure what her profession is, but ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Miranda Kerr

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Genetic engineering. That's right. That is how Victoria's Secret keeps churning out gorgeous models one after another. There is no way in hell that, that many naturally beautiful women can conglomerate in one place without the universe ...