Marisa Miller Sets a Runway On Fire
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Oh. My. God. I'm pretty sure we've just found the one and only alternative energy source. I guarantee that Marisa Miller generates just as much (probably more so) energy as the sun through all the hotness emanating from her. I ...
Marisa Miller’s Black Dress Almost Excuses Absence of Bikini
Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Marisa Miller decided to attend a pool party at Harrah's Resort in Atlantic City, but for reasons still being deciphered by a supercomputer she did not wear a bikini. Luckily, Marisa Miller is fucking gorgeous and would look fantastic even ...
Marisa Miller Hotness Moment
Monday, July 21st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Because she is still the hottest person on the planet (make with the bikinis, Megan Fox), here's Marisa Miller doing what she does best, being ridiculously gorgeous. [gallery=140] Photo: Hollywood Tuna - Bluto -
Marisa Miller is Pretty Much Naked in GQ
Monday, July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »There is no question that Marisa Miller is the hottest chick on the planet, and GQ seems to realize it, and by realize it I mean they have Marisa Miller frolic around nearly naked. Of course, they decided to keep ...
Marisa Miller is Really Hot Part II
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Most sequels suck. But most sequels don't have Marisa Miller in the, All of those sequels win Academy Awards. Just like these Ralph magazine pictures are going to best The Godfather Part II as the greatest sequel ever. You can ...
Marisa Miller is Really Hot
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »In case you didn't already know or you are the world's dumbest human who also happens to be blind, Marisa Miller is the hottest person on the planet. How do I know this? Well I'm glad you asked, actually I'm ...
Marisa Miller’s Legs Cure Cancer/AIDS/Bird Flu/Ebola/Super AIDS
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »I have studied these pictures in my science lab (which only cost $19.95 after I gave the mysterious Russian company, I think it was called Ma fi ya or something, my social security number! Score!) for a good 17 hrs, ...
Hot Chick of the Day - Marisa Miller
Monday, May 5th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »Ah, supermodels. The bane of my existence. They are the Newman to my Jerry. Every move I make, every thought I think is based on how this might improve my chances of plowing some of hot, bikini ...
“Mastermind” Behind School Bomb Plot Wanted to Kill Jesus - High Five!
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Real News | No Comments »Ryan Schallenberger, the teenager nobody some are calling the greatest criminal mastermind of our time, set his goals really high in his foiled plan to bomb his South Carolina high school. The insane troubled teenager hoped he would be ...